Why unicorns suck!

Many of my followers ask why I hate unicorns so much; so, tosave you all the trouble of asking I have compiled a list of "10 Good Enough Reasons to Hate Unicorns" and here it is:

"10 GOOD ENOUGH REASONS TO HATE UNICORNS"

1.

Do unicorns even have genders? My understanding is that all unicorns are boy-unicorns and so, by default, are all gay! Also,how the fuck do they reproduce?

2.

They are in league with the anti-christ

3.

They have inspired a pussy-whipped movie which goes something like this:

"A brave unicorn and a magician fight an evil king who is obsessed with attempting to capture the world's unicorns. They love, they sing, and delight young audiences with their whimsical manner, subsequently mind fucking our children into believing just about anything"

Don't get sucked in with their 'Uni-Propaganda' !!

4.

They have their own clothing line
MIND FUCK ALERT!!!
(which has an entire generation confused about their sexuality!)

5.
They support U.S. politics








6.
They are the natural enemy of the 'Evil-nosed dolphin'

7.
THEY EAT CHILDREN !!
(even the one's without toss-looking 'lightning bolt' scars)









8.
Unicorn porn is nasty!









9.
Their cruelty extends far beyond you mere mortals.









10.
Statistically, unicorns are responsible for more
WTF!? moments than any other albino animals

And that is why Unicorns should always be feared! But never fear [anything but me!] I am doing my part to rid the world of these tyrants!!

Next time you see a unicorn, tell your Uncle V. about it and I will do the rest.

DEATH TO ALL UNICORNS!!

know your unicorns: