DYSFUNCTIONAL CEREALS

Imagine a world without Coco-Pops; where Snap, Crackle and Pop were sounds you only heard when gran and grandpa were at it in the bedroom again; and breakfast time was an unhappy time of boiled oats, dry toast and milk that didn't turn into a lake of chocolate-flavoured goodness.

That is a world your Lord & Master is glad He doesn't live in; and to honour this antediluvian tradition of spading spoonfuls (such alliteration!) of nutritionalised junk food into our bodies I give you:

DYSFUNCTIONAL CEREALS FOR THE WORLD OF TOMORROW !!!

(C) nakedvoldemort