TREMBLE IN FEAR, Voldemort is here!!!

Greatings (which is like 'Greetings' but way more evil) Muggles...

I am your new lord and master; bow down before the one you serve!!

This blog - this evil blog - contains my most intimate thoughts (and stuff) that only my most evilest (yes it's a word...so fuck you!) subjects can read *rubs hands in menacing way and laughs derisively at everyone*

So if you are reading this then you have been chosen by your Lord and Master (and all-round 'nice guy') LORD VOLDEMORT, so feel great and feel evil and keep reading.......or die (forever!)

Whips and kisses
Uncle Vordi