USELESS CREATURE ALERT !!

Now, evolution (should it exist) has produced some pretty awe-inspiring animals....but flip the coin and you find that evolution also has a rather disturbed sense of humour; some species really did draw the short 'shit straw' and most are now doomed to obscurity and extinction. One species that comes to mind is the Panda, or, the 'I'm totally Fucked - Bear'.

Now this species has really been effed in the 'A' by creation; sure they grew legs and fur but even then it seems these were more of an afterthought than an actual need to become any sort of 'supreme being'. They're more like an evolutionary dead-end - they took the road less travelled, got tired, had a picnic and thought 'fuck it, why bother?'. Yes they're cuddly and are about as dangerous as a bran muffin; but the bastards have decided that the only thing they could possibly eat is a stick of grass with a nutritional value akin to sand. The only other species they seem able to kill are themselves and are constantly being eaten by the other 'less useless' animals. They'd probably have a better chance of survival in a black and white jungle (being about as camouflaged as a pedestrian crossing in your backyard); and of course, they reproduce at about the same rate as your grandmother. Pretty silly considering that both them (and their food source) are dying out rather rapidly.

This conlcudes: VOLDEMORT'S GUIDE TO PATHETIC CREATURES