We all know it's true: Oprah is God. She is the light that shines in the dark; the bringer of life (and other cool things)
"Oprah decides who should live and who should die for she is our first, our last, our everything"
('O' Magazine Chpt. 14 Verse 7)
But strangely, very little is known of the impact Oprah has on the world; so here is but a taste of the awesome cosmic power of the almighty 'O' ...I bring you:
ACTS OF OPRAH
("A-OO")
the 7 Wonders of Winfrey
1. More people watch her than there are Bhuddists and Catholics in the world.
2. She killed Kennedy. Why? 'Cos she's an Obama supporter, that's why!
3. Her likeness has been recreated over the centuries
The Mona Winfrey
4. She is a revolutionary figure
ending totalitarianism & adopting a 'give and share' policy
O' Guevara5. Movies & television show depictions of her epic life
6. Monuments stand in her honour
7. A secret 'code' was discovered embedded within Da Vinci's art
ACTS OF OPRAH (A-WOO) CAN BE FOUND THROUGHOUT HISTORY AND NO ONE CAN DENY HER POWER!!
WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION !!!?
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