Enyaritus, or "sukiestmusiceversclerosis"
as it is known in the medical world.
The symptoms are:
- a sense of sudden unexplainable euphoria
- a strong urge to sing "sail away, sail away, sail away"
- bleeding of the ears and nose
- visions of either white, sandy beaches or the devil raping you
If you find you experience any of these tell-tale signs then your Lord & Master recommends that you immediately play any songs by one of the following artists:
AC/DC
Deftones
Cradle of Filth
Miley Cyrus
or The Cure
(It will counter the evil spell wielded by the 'witch-music'.)
You may ask why someone as evil as me would warn against something as positively ghoulish as this; well, I am your master and I will protect my followers from any evil........that is, evil that hasn't been instigated by VOLDEMORT !!
*bwahahahahahahahaha.............ha!*
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